Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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