just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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