so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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