he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My vagina is officially offended.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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