i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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