That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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