Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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