is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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