sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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