It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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