I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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