Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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