That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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