It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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