If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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