That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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