I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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