That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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