Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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