I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I have fence marks all over my body
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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