what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
