he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Fuck appropriateness.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i would one night stand the shit outta him
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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