it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Of course I have a pirate flag
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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