I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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