Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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