I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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