You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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