Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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