i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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