She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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