Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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