walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she smelled like a LAN party
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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