I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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