Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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