So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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