I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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