idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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