so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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