Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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