I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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