Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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