Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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