too bad you live with your parents still
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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