ugly people sure do ruin things
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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