I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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