dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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