woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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