Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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