i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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