She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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