That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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