I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i just google imaged poop.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I believe in your delicious
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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