It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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