i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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