He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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