im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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