This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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