...so i touched it.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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