already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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