Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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